im an adult
this is one of those things that i am going to remember at an inappropriate time and not be able to stop smiling and people will be angry
(via nullifiedknight)
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
(via iluvwind)
I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.
DFLKHGKSLA???!
(Source: eyesonfire610, via improbable-one)
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shakespeareintellectualbadass:
examples that prove being a fangirl works
- Ginny Weasley
- Kate Middleton
- Peeta Mellark
- Evanna Lynch
- Amy Pond
you forgot David Tennant
David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade Nine costume, married the daughter of a Doctor, and is forever known as the Tenth Doctor.
REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS
(Source: rosetully, via improbable-one)
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
(via this--too--shall--pass)
(Source: lovenotesfromnewyork, via tattooedupbreakingdown)
Why is it that I always feel alone and unappreciated at the most important moments in my life?
The books that will move you, inspire you, make you cry, make you think, make you laugh. Are there any books that you would add?
who put The Bell Jar on there you masochistic prick
but the bell jar is a really good book
